Bye Bye Penis
You see, a BC artist named Michael Hermesh created a statue of a man doing the full monte. That's right, the statue was flashing its penis and gonads at gawking crowds in Penicten, where the statue was sited after being completed.
But, it didn't take long before the penis of the statue was hacked off with a large hammer.
Local news papers are blaming the usual suspects, thinking that it was the work of either sophmorish teenage boys, or the big schlong on this thing was knocked off by religious right groups that were offended by the nudity.
But, recent information that has come to light suggests that the penis was actually hacked off by angry divorced women living in a nearby shelter for abused women. They had just viewed Eve Ensler's V-day play and decided the world would be better off with one less penis, at least as a start.
If nothing else, says the Mayor of the town, "the brutal removal of the statue's penis signifies the policy of our government to ensure that men have no rights in our family courts. Perhaps the feminists who removed this penis are on to something. Perhaps we could start demanding that men part with their penises as a matter of course in divorce settlements."
In the meantime, the artist asks that if anyone has seen his penis, to please return it. The women who stole it have claimed that they no longer have it. But others report that the women have been seen more happy than normal. Some have requested that the entire statue be installed at the women's shelter.