The Vagina Warrior Chronicles - Update

Eve Ensler, famous for her eulogy to lesbianism called The Vagina Monologues, has called the women who come to commiserate at these performances Vagina Warriors. In a previous column, Silly Seattle highlighted some other Vagina Warriors that seem to be exercising a war on the sexuality of teenage members of the patriarchy.

Well, it’s time to update Silly Seattle’s Vagina Warrior Chronicles. As you might remember, Silly Seattle’s Vagina Warriors include:

Rebecca Boicelli of San Mateo, California, who raped a 16 year old boy
Pamela Turner of Warren City, Tennessee, who raped a 13 year old boy
Elizabeth Miklosovic, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, who raped a 14 year old girl
Mary Kay Letourneau of Seattle, who raped a 13 year old boy
Debra Lafave, of Tampa, Florida, who raped a 14 year old boy
Kathy White of Lumberton, Texas, who raped a 17 year old boy
Harriet Laquette Gordon of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, who raped a 13 year old boy

The shining example of a double standard in our culture is Mary Kay Letourneau. She courted the victim of her irrepressible pedophilia beginning when he was only 12, and began having sex with him when he was only 13. It didn’t take long before she started having his children, which occurred well before he had the emotional maturity to make such a decision, and obviously before he had the resources to raise them. But, nevermind all that, because Mary Kay made the decision for him.

So, what does she get for her psychotic control over a little boy? Ultimately a million dollar contract from Entertainment Tonight to film the wedding this past weekend. Yes, that’s right, Letourneau now has complete control over her victim as she now is legally married him. According to the DV Divas of the Eastside Domestic Violence Program, control is the locus of abuse. But, you don't hear them chiming in about Letourneau, presumably because their real agenda is going to battle against "the patriarchy," and boys marrying women twice their age fits right in with their objectives.

Rebecca Boicelli is not far behind, having already given birth to the infant son of her rape victim. That poor baby spent the first 6 months of its life in custody in the county jail. I guess that in Redwood City they begin their war on the patriarchy early, jailing males fresh out of the womb. While the police and prosecutors in Redwood City seem to be trying to at least partially hold Boicelli accountable, her lawyer is claiming that she raped her victim outside the county and therefore is asking to have the case dismissed. Rebecca doesn’t have much to worry about even if the case is not dismissed, because the prosecutor has already promised her less than three years in jail if she agrees to plead guilty.

Pamela Turner’s trial is scheduled for November. Her husband has finalized his divorce from her and is leaving his coaching position at the high school where Pamela also found her boy toy. No word yet on whether Pamela is fighting for custody of their two children. Even though she is in jail, with the anti-father climate in the US, one shouldn’t be surprised if she claims she sought out her boy companion because her husband “abused” her in some way.

Not to be outdone, the lesbian member of the Vagina Warrior team, Elizabeth Miklosovic, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, plead no contest at the beginning of her trial on May 3rd. I guess that even for a woman, it gets a little hard to prove yourself innocent when you take your 14 year old girl victim out into the woods and perform a pagan marriage to her. Is that weird, or what?! It will be interesting to see what her sentence is on June 6 – I’m putting my money on less than 2 years, with the possibility of parole in 6 months. The question is, will the judge dissolve the "marriage."

Blonde hottie Deb Lafave was in court in Tampa on May 18, where her attorney said the child rapist is trying to reach a plea agreement with prosecutors. In the meantime, this rapist of a 14 year old boy is sticking to her insanity defense. The maximum sentence Lafave could receive in Florida is 15 years, which surely a man in similar circumstances would get, but we’d be surprised if she got 15 months.

Kathy White of Lumberton, Texas, is still awaiting trial. She has denied the allegations, but the bo’ she bagged says, "Going into her bedroom, I'll be honest, I did think that [I was lucky].” But, he also said, “Coming out of her room, however, was a different story. If I could turn back the hands of time, everybody'd be happy," he said. "It wasn't worth it. I wasn't lucky."

Finally, Harriet Laquette Gordon of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, seems to have dropped off the radar screen. But, heck, her victim was a 13 year old boy that lives in a state operated facility in Southern Alabama. This kid doesn't have parents to make his case for him; instead, he has the state, which is more interested in protecting itself. Not much news makes it out of Alabama, anyway.

So, while justice runs its course to the slap on the wrist most of these rapist women will receive, the mainstream media has been busy finding excuses for them.

Stephen Thompson, sexual aggression services coordinator at Central Michigan University, came up with this beaut:

"[Women] truly believe they've got a relationship being established with that one person. They understand that it's not right, but they can justify it because they are saying they're giving the gift of love."

Then, Janet I. Warren of the University of Virginia showed her support for the Vagina Warriors with some twisted logic. First, she says there is no research on female teachers who have inappropriate relations with male students. Most information, she says, is based on individual case studies and court cases.

"You don't usually have women who are sexually attracted to children," she said.

But, if there is no research, how do you know how often it occurs, Professor Warren? The fact is, you don’t know that.

A U.S. Department of Education report released last year showed that 40 percent of students report some form of sexual misconduct from a female teacher, including about 7 percent reporting unwanted physical contact.

Why is it that society should care about this? While we have spent more than a decade obsessing over a completely imagined problem of girls "losing their voice" in high school, boys have been languishing in the educational landscape. They already are coming out of adolescence two steps behind. Meanwhile, federal "Deadbeat Dad" laws, states, and family courts viciously enforce child support regardless of a father's ability to pay. It is completely unfair to allow adult women in a position of authority to sexually lure innocent boys into impregnating them. These boys do not have the capacity to understand the implications of the lifelong commitment they are being tricked into making.

Wait, uh, maybe the University of Washington Women Studies department can help us understand something. We thought it was the “patriarchy” exerting oppressive control over women that resulted in sexual abuse. So, how do you explain this amount of sexual misconduct by grown women over mere children?

Until Women Studies departments and gender feminist victim cults begin examining the downside of female behavoir, they should not be taken seriously by mainstream society and certianly should not have input on government policies.